there’s a line in twilight that goes “there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale
beige pullover” and i think about that every day of my life
like stephanie meyer really did go “hmm. what’s the absolute sexiest garment i can think of. the most gorgeous clothes imaginable. how do i communicate how absolutely fucking fine edward looks at all times” and then 0.5 seconds later she went “oh, of course. khakis”
Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.
He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift
By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.
“My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to Bi.”
There is a line in the book where Buttercup and Westley are discussing sex and being virginal (or not) and the narrator has this aside like, “He had been a pirate for five years, Things had happened” or something. So yeah. this is just straight up canon.
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