meliorn:

LGBTQ meme: [3/15] gay/lesbian characters → Captain Raymond Holt (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
What did the officiant say when you got married? Not much. When gay marriage was legalized, we were not sure if or when it was going to be struck down, so speed was of the essence. I remarked afterwards that I wished the officiant had been more efficient. It was very funny.
Kevin still talks about it.

braverdeen:

You’re gonna have to try a little harder if you want to scare me. I’ve been an openly gay cop since 1987, so you’re not the first superior officer to threaten me. You know how i’m still standing here? ‘Cause I do my job. And I do it right.