i don’t remember it, but my mom told me… once, when i was little, i fell into a river. she said they’d drained it and built things on top. but i’ve just remembered. the river was called… its name was the kohaku river. your real name is kohaku!
Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.
He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift
By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.
“My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to Bi.”
There is a line in the book where Buttercup and Westley are discussing sex and being virginal (or not) and the narrator has this aside like, “He had been a pirate for five years, Things had happened” or something. So yeah. this is just straight up canon.
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