if you’re not willing to run away with your husband’s lover to a tiny house in a remote island for ten years where children throw vegetables at you because they think you’re a witch in order to be a beard for your husband’s lover to ensure his safety then don’t even THINK of calling yourself a straight ally
‘so you arrived at nassau at february……….. and the first accounts of captain flint’s exploits are in june…………… are you actually telling me that you became a feared pirate lord in four months?’
shesaheroyousee 