Hot take: Westley is way too dramatic and Extra ™ to not be bisexual.
He can fence with either hand, if you catch my drift
By this logic, which is utterly impeccable, so is Inigo.
“My name is Inigo Montoya. Prepare to Bi.”
There is a line in the book where Buttercup and Westley are discussing sex and being virginal (or not) and the narrator has this aside like, “He had been a pirate for five years, Things had happened” or something. So yeah. this is just straight up canon.
I’ve been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn’t listen. Every time you said ‘Farm Boy do this’ you thought I was answering ‘As you wish’ but that’s only because you were hearing wrong. ‘I love you’ was what it was, but you never heard.
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back. The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
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